How about this insult?

Can you imagine the gall? The Senate Majority Leader, Reverend Dean Johnson, suggested appointing three House-Senate negotiating groups which would meet publicly as part of a legislative special session. How incredibly insulting is that? Imagine if someone proposed something so outrageous, abusive and rude as that to you? Holy smokes!

Boy, oh, boy, things have sunk low in politics when someone suggests 3 negotiating groups to the 5 you wanted.

No wonder Republican House Speaker Steve Sviggum is so justifiably upset. Did I say upset? I apologize for the understatement. Sviggum is more than just upset. He is so angered, he has made statements like such a proposal "doesn't even warrant a response," "Dean Johnson has shut the door" and "the Senate is unwilling to serve the interests of Minnesota."

Enough parody.

Who is the baldfaced, lying bastard that is obstructing the legislative process here? Who is slamming the door and unwilling to server the interests of Minnesota?

That would be you, Mr. Sviggum, you arrogant maggot.